When I told her that my fantasy was to dress her up as Abraham Lincoln and watch her screw a pony with a strap-on she told me I was bastos.
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Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
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