Basted

When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.

Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.

by A slice June 9, 2013

Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

by phunkmaster June 9, 2009

baste

Any situation in which a person recieves an item that they didn't want, but are forced to deal with. There are several varieties.
It originated from members of SWBGS dropping expensive and/or unwanted items onto unsuspecting victims shopping at supermarket checkouts.

ATM basting: When someone is withdrawing cash from an ATM, pressing the £200 button.

Supermarket basting: When someone leaves an inappropriate item on someones shopping at a supermarket checkout.

Eg, "You wanna baste that guy with these scottish biscuits?"

by Brincy December 28, 2005

baste

A method of getting high by filling a turkey baster with methamphetamine and water. The solution is then injected into the user's anus. This works along the lines of how a suppository works, and most methamphetamine users will not recommend it.

Tony got basted and jumped out a window.

by Radix October 16, 2005

basted

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.

Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.

by moondisog November 30, 2010

basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014

basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster

"hey, i caught franz basting last night"

by matt December 24, 2003