Gastafarian

Unfortunately this is not a replacement for religion but more of a life style for Real pressure smokers. This will be the next new trend in the pot smoking community , for those who are happy to be a weed smoker and want to show they are apart of the elite smokers.

I smoke so much weed you’d think I was a Rastafarian, guess ima Gastafarian smoking freely.

by Corri Gotti September 20, 2018

rastafarian

A version of Ethiopian Christianity, popular among Jamaican blacks. The frequent smoking of Marijuana is supposedly a religious practice.

Also known as "rasta"

by Bob Marley March 30, 2003

rastafarianism

What white people call the religious practice of Rastafarian. The term Rastafarianism is offensive to Rastafarians because they don't believe in saying -ism.

white guy: "The practice of Rastafarianism is interesting..."

by co co February 26, 2009

Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last

You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.

by Rastafarian E. August 8, 2011

rastafarian

Translates literally as "knows nothing about shampoo, employment or hygiene."

That's one nappy-headed, unemployed, smelly rastafarian.

by zoomzoomr September 25, 2008

Rastafarian Baptism

To douse one in dirty, old bong water.

John perfromed a rastafarian baptism on his passed out buddy

by Savvo Chinski March 24, 2008

Pastafarian

Ideological movement that arose in Italian restaurants in the 1960’s in the Little Italy region of New York City. Believers are known as Pastafarians, or Pastas. Most early believers were either dope-smoking Bob Marley fans with the munchies or of Jamaican descent, Rastafarians and learned to love and eat Italian food. A spleef, Chianti, some reggae music and fresh lasagna are considered to be the top practice of the mindset.
The Pastafari movement encompasses themes such as the spiritual use of cannabis and Chianti.

I partied all day with my Pastafarian friends and then we went into the city for Italian food and we ate everything in sight. Almost a religious experience man.

by martinatty April 5, 2010