Basketballafallaphobia

The fear of getting hit in the head with a basketball or any sport ball in general.

She wears a helmet because she has basketballafallaphobia.

by 3Nobodies April 1, 2011

Dr. Basketball

A legendary character who is known for his extreme penis length and tendency to buttrape people, regardless of their gender.

Person 1: Have a seat!
Person 2: I can't sit down, Dr. Basketball got me last night.

by 13incher June 15, 2010

Love and Basketball

1. A great movie starting Omar Epps
2. The best two games know to man!

1. Have you seen Love and Basketball yet, its the best movie ever made.
2. Shesh, the only games I will get involved in is Love and Basketball.

by BeeRBee May 21, 2009

basketball girls

A girl who is determined to win some may be a aggression some may not.

basketball girls are soooo hot.

by basketball hotties April 29, 2019

basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 16, 2011

basketball practice

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.

Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.

by balboabob October 13, 2016

Texas Style Basketball

is a form of "basketball" that is played by athletes only. This style is not truly "basketball", it is a form developed by those whose natural athletic ability has overshadowed players own progress of skill and understanding of the sport.

It is incredibly annoying to play with members of Texas Style, these players have never herd the terms over-dribbling, pass, jumper form, to much one-on-one, teammate, and foul (unless it benefits them at the end of the game). Texas Style players are often more concerned with "Got'ems" than actual points or winning. "Got'ems" appear to be so important that fans of Texas Style are seen running around the gym waving towels when a "Got'em" is performed. This "Got'em" is no specific move, in fact the moves can vary in degree and structure. For the most part, members of the caucasian race are percolated upon for the most chosen "Got'em".

Members of Texas Style basketball include D. Rose, J. Wall, LBJ, D. Wade, R. Westbrook, T. Thomas, and any player from the University of Texas. The term Texas Style Basketball was specifically invented for members of Rick Barnes Longhorn teams. Since the intro of Texas Style Basketball the expression has now carried over to the modern basketball player (no skill super athlete) found in the NBA, NCAA, and even local gyms around the country.

Steve: Hello Chris, How are you? Have you participated in any recreational sports recently?

Chris: I'm fantastic Steve, thanks for asking. I actually played basketball at the local gym last night, if thats what you call it.

Steve: What do you mean?

Chris: A bunch of Texas Style players were there running up and down the court just looking for their next victim to receive a "Got'em".

Steve: That is typical of Texas Style Basketball players, in fact Texas Style games are plagued with turnovers.

Chris: You're right Steve, from now on, the only Texas player I am acknowledging is Dirk Nowitzki.

Steve: You said it Chris!!!

by REAL BALLER July 7, 2011