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Bartlesville High School

Ranked the "number one school in spreading gossip and getting in other people's business and being hypocritical" in the State of Oklahoma and in the central region of the United States.

Also known as "Shady B".

A very small amount of people are in the "stu-co" or "pom" group, and even though no one likes any of them, they think they run the school, although not a soul cares about what they have to say. When they do ANY of the things they make gossip about everyone else doing, somehow it is "okay" (hence the hypocrisy). They all meddle in every small piece of meat they can get their hands on, and congratulate and support their own for the same issues.

Bartlesville High School (11-12) must not be confused with Bartlesville Mid-High School, which is for the 9th-10th grade. Bartlesville Mid-High is known for the disgusting bathrooms and classrooms and ridiculous authorities.
"You are transferring to Bartlesville High School? You're in for some serious drama!"

"Why does everyone in this school lie so much?"
"Because it's Bartlesville High School."
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Bartlesville Fuel Spill

When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.
I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.
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jimmy bartel

greatest player in the Australian football league, one the 2007 brownlow medal to go along with the premiership medallion one a few days after. famously turned up to the brownlow count minus a gf as she "was in denmark" and instead brought his best mate tim callen.
jimmy bartel raped essendons mid field last week
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Batels-Golub Method similar to Simplex Method of linear progrming
LU Decomposition of the matrix
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Bartello

A sex kitten of sorts. Bartellos are smart, considerate people.
My Bartello is better than Pikachu.
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Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated pillage and raping. See "Pirate".
"Want to go Smashy Barrels?", which may be shortened to simply "Smashy Barrels?"
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Luis Bartell

A real nigga who is the best at everything formed by matter in all reality and time
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