bernarded

to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl

Dude, I got beat up and woke up in a dumpster." "Dude, you just got bernarded.

by hey9999 July 27, 2011

barnard

the growing up of a male boy without an actual father figure, someone that had to teach themselves the lessons in life and as such missed a couple things.

Dude1: you dont know how to set a hook??

Dude2: No man, how do you set a hook?

Dude1: You gotta tug a little when you see a nibble.

Dude2: Oh, sorry, im such a barnard.

by Beaver81 August 7, 2008

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

Barnard Bitch

Stuck-up over achievers who go to one of the most prestigious institutions, Barnard College.

OMG, she's wearing a Chanel jacket? What a Barnard Bitch!!!

by Parson's Girl November 14, 2010

Barnard

Very cool good fortnite players in this family

Barnard is cool

by Lolollnehennd March 6, 2019

batarded

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

by samiam May 3, 2005

bernarder-man

Thugish, goonlike waste mans that hang around and originate from the "Bernard" (Yonge/Bernard) area of Richmond Hill Ontario. Many of these bernarder-mans come from priveleged families but choose to act like they've been raised by the streets. Deep down they're actually really soft waste yutes who think they're black.

"I swear that goon is always posting up at McDonald's"
"Man's a real bernarder-man eh"

by Cornpoos February 6, 2017