Barking Mad 

(UK Usage) - Almost Insane, usually in a socially acceptable manner. Often used to describe the behaviour expected of some (rural) old money families and more a likable eccentricity than a true mental disfunction.

By god, their all barking mad, colonel!... See if they'd like to come for supper next week when we have the Hybrid-Smyths over. I think they'll all get on famously.

Barking Mad by lisa_urban May 19, 2008

Barking Bob 

Like a cat lady, but for a man that collects dogs, especially from animal shelters.

Michael just adopted another dog! He is such a barking bob.

Barking Bob by jonesy2014 June 5, 2014

Barking at the ape 

Eating an old school chick, specifically doing so with much fervor and unbridled enthusiasm

So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...

Barking at the ape by Steeler Crow January 12, 2008

Barking Schneider 

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

Barking Schneider by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013

Barking spider 

When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.

I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!

Barking spider by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

barking dogs 

Very sore or tired feet.

I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!

barking dogs by pentozali February 28, 2008

Barking Salmon 

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.

Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

Barking Salmon by VonVytis January 20, 2006