plea bargaining

Snitching to save your own ass

Jim got busted and is plea bargaining to rat me out

by fsdhbshgjfjs December 9, 2007

bargain bling

jewelry that is inexpensive; usually made with rhinestones or crystals instead of real diamonds, but is worn to appear so. An imitation or knockoff of a genuine piece sold at a much cheaper retail price.

She thinks her boyfriend bought her a real diamond for her engagement ring, but that's total bargain bling.

by Corazon "Baby C" De Jesus December 28, 2007

professional bargainer

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

A devil's bargain

A situation in which one must choose between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Why did you force me into a devil's bargain?

by Sexydimma July 1, 2022

Bargain slave

The common worker who works long hours for low wages and no benifits

Most machine factories are run by bargain slaves.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs August 11, 2015

toltonian bargain

A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.

Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?

Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.

Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.

*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member

by S-Shape on-lock2 October 7, 2013

bargain boner

When you get such a good bargain you get a boner from it.

I just picked up a nixon jacket and adio shoes for a fourth of the price! i have such a bargain boner right now.

by Mammoth October 2, 2013