No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred is a term used when talking about sex where the woman will accept the mans penis in all the popular places: Mouth oral sex; Pussy vaginal sex; Ass anal sex

A website for consenting adults looking "no holes barred" NHB sex. www.noholesbarred.co

High honey, I heard you will take it in anywhere - no holes barred. Can I have sex with you please!

by Uncle Alfred January 12, 2017

Barred up

Having taken one or more xanax bar(s), causing a drug fluid conniption. Usually turning the user into a zombie.

Ronny was barred up and dead-eyed.

by Mr. Piff November 8, 2017

Happy Barfday

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere

John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!

by memes are dead October 3, 2016

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008

barred out

To be messed up on Xanex Bars, usually the long yellow latter bars, or the blue 'footballs', also see BENT.

"I was so fucking barred out niggy!"

by CoURt_ThE_NiG September 21, 2005

Barred Out

A form of anterograde amnesia resulting from taking too much Xanax (or any other Benzodiazepine.) Similar to "Blacking Out."

Dude, i can't remember ANYTHING from last night. after a third xanie, i BARRED OUT

by JakeyJakethaog June 5, 2011

salad barred

getting fucked up (drunk)

Christopher: What are we doing tonight
Chuck: Getting salad barred.

by Anonymoussssssssssssssssssssssssss February 12, 2008