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Bareback mule 

When you get a boner that won't go away, while going commando, and eventually rug burns the tip of your penis.
Q: did you hook up with that chick last night?

A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.
Bareback mule by DeadWassmon January 16, 2022

Bareback Yugioh 

When you are fucking a girl doggy and your bro is getting a blow job from that same girl and you use her back as a table for YUGIOH
Hey Osvaldo I’m looking for another BareBack yugioh remach

bareback and bounce 

To have unprotected sex with a female then flee the scene immediately afterward, providing no explanation and making no further contact of any kind. This precludes the possibility of unwanted paternal responsibilities, and also removes the ability of said female to seek recourse should she become infected with an STD due to the barebacked encounter.

This is a newer, alternate form of the classic raw dog and bail.
She was sloppy drunk and quite voluptuous. I had no condoms and no desire to have any interaction with her other than sex, so I decided that the prudent maneuver was to just bareback and bounce. Thankfully I was visiting my brother out of state, so there was almost no chance that she could ever locate me.
bareback and bounce by Huge Larry September 28, 2009

bareback mountain 

A play on words combining two terms:

1. Brokeback Mountain, a movie about two homosexual sheep herders who become involved in a relationship that must be kept secret due to societal standards and well as their own safety.

2. Bareback, a term for unprotected anal sex.

It has become insanely played out joke, told usually in offices and other places of work by that unfunny guy who gets all his jokes from mailing lists.
Hurr, Brokeback Mountain? More like BAREBACK Mountain 'cus of all the homo-buttsexing lol!!!111one
bareback mountain by MacTaco September 4, 2008

Bareback Mounting 

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.
Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?

bareback cloning

The act of cutting cannabis clones from a donor plant without wearing any gloves.
It is easy to tell when someone was bareback cloning because the clones usually get sick easier.
bareback cloning by Vizam February 6, 2018