bansturbation

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

banquest

The culmination of a quest to have sex with, or "bang", an individual.

Great news! My banquest last night was amazing. He rode me like a horse.

by Evan from Canada April 4, 2008

Bangus

To brutally and unforgivingly suck the life out of another person’s neck

“Ah man, what the hell happened to Dylan’s neck?
“It got bangused bro”

by Little_stinker May 12, 2018

Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009

Banquished

Extreme and irreversible displacement from your home or workplace. Banished + Vanquished = Banquished

Stay away from Jeff's desk. If he finds anything is missing you're likely to find yourself banquished to some third world country.

by Brett Bowen April 10, 2008

Banrun

Speedrunning a ban, seeing how much time it takes to get banned.

Commonly done on the Yandev discord.

I done a banrun on the yanderedev discord and got banned in 1 second.

by trollface moment July 17, 2020

Bant Land

The land in which one gets their banter from.

Person 1: where did you get that rufelin from?

Person 2: oh i got it from bant land.

Person 3: awesome.

by kingofknowledge June 30, 2011