Mb bants

The biggest roadman in london don't chat to him or you will get shanked.

Are you skuncked

mb bants

by Caden is peng July 9, 2020

Dad Bants

Banter reserved only for fathers.

"Don't worry, I'll get along with these lot I've got good dad bants."

by TittyMcbitty June 16, 2018

Bant Land

The land in which one gets their banter from.

Person 1: where did you get that rufelin from?

Person 2: oh i got it from bant land.

Person 3: awesome.

by kingofknowledge June 30, 2011

having the bants

Engaging in the age old English tradition of bantering.

1. Fast paced witty exchanges, with tremendous japes had by all

2. General good times with clean fun and joviality

We were all down the pub, having the bants when Pete came over and bought us another round. Great bants!

by Bantersaurus Rex1 December 13, 2010

Bant and Dec

Bant and Dec (ant and dec) the two geordies who are the kings of banter

1) did you watch britains got talent last night, ant and dec were so funny!
2) dont you mean bant and dec!

by #trio December 1, 2013

Laddy bants

Banter for the lads

Phoebe:ill have sex with your mum if you don't give me your pubes
Teacher:EXCUSE ME
Phoebe: miss its ighg its just laddy bants

by Igjonnyboy November 30, 2021

Dead Bant

Repeating a joke again and again to the point where it isn't funny anymore.

Jasper: Wow Alfie carries on going on about Dean Marnie.

Oli: Not gonna lie that's dead bant now.

by Forza AS Roma May 28, 2018