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yarny bant

Generally shit bant. Meant to be offensive but failing miserably.
"That was Yarny bant"
by FreddieT March 27, 2016
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Emotional bant

When two people have a crush on each other but don't admit it and continue to speak to each other as close friends. Could also be a connotation for "just friends".
person 1 : yeah I just were having emotional bants

Person 2: yeah maybe
by Mcpalandnocoeiwnmslx April 23, 2017
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Cachau bant

the welsh or cymraeg for fuck off. Literally “shit away”
“Cachau bant!”
by eeee4444 December 1, 2022
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Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021
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Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.
"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."
by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022
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Bantometer

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
by Mr BigG April 22, 2015
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Bantidote

A strange boy who makes weird YouTube videos, gets destroyed at CS:GO, and abuses retarded gamers online, in some sort of bid to feel like he is worth more than them. The kind of person who plays video games and claims welfare, while living at his mums house with no notable achievements.

Only interests include smoking weed, wanking off with a vr headset, and not paying any attention to personal hygiene.
“Son don’t be like that loser bantidote”
“Don’t worry mom I brush my teeth

I got laid last night, I’m no bantidote.
by Lewis157 August 21, 2020
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