Sludge Bannon

Very much like a sludge cannon, only with the endless torrent of molten shite pouring forth from the mouth, rather than the anus

The average Sludge Bannon will last six to eight months in a political administration before Donald Trump fires him for not being quite racist enough.

by Lancaster's Second Finest August 21, 2017

banonkers

A term used to describe a situation which is so utterly bizarre that it is both completely bananas and totally bonkers at the same time.

Dude, you texted me so many times my phone went banonkers!

They were eating babies and listening to Nickelback, it was so banonkers!

by zaruski May 27, 2010

baconosity

The measure of potency of bacon's flavour

Gee that chilli sure does bring out the baconosity of this bacon and eggs on toast.

by milts April 22, 2006

bannock bum

A Canadian girl, normally of Aboriginal or First Nations decent, who posses a flat, unappealing buttox.

Look at that native chick, she totally has a bannock bum.

by twenty- November 23, 2013

Banoner

The act of getting a boner whilst watching someone eat a banana.

dude, remember when Becca was eating a banana at lunch. i seriously thought i was going to get a banoner.

by ashersucks October 26, 2012

Skeeve Bannon

A guy lurking around the background who you are sure is up to something.

"Keith just stood in the corner all night at Maggie's party and didn't talk to anyone. When I looked over at him he winked and blew me a kiss. What a Skeeve Bannon!"

by SkeeveBannon February 1, 2017

Baconomics

1. The belief that adding bacon to any recipe will increase its appeal.
2. The tendency of elected officials to tack on funding projects to completely unrelated legislation.

1. "Tell me again why you added bacon to these chocolate chip cookies." "Baconomics, dude - bacon makes everything taste better!"
2. "The US Senate added funding for a highway building project in Iowa to the bill giving cattle in California the right to vote in local elections."

by Urban Sprawl Mama January 19, 2013