bangkok

a prank invoving asking a person "what's , "the capital of Thailand?" the person then usually sais, "Bangkok?" Then you kick him in the balls.

Guy 1 : He man, What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2 : Bangkok?

Guy 1 then kicks guy 2 in the balls

Guy 1 : (laughing) Bangkok, get it, Bang Cock!
Guy 2 : Oh my sack!!!

by Gambi June 26, 2007

one night in bangkok

One night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head. Get the long version.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

by takethathill August 22, 2006

Bangkok tea party

when you are laying on your back getting simultaneously tea bagged by two lady boys (both face to face) while you jerk off both cocks in one hand then after they cum you make them shout "OH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY"

"How did you get that eye infection?"

"Dude i was in thailand getting a Bangkok tea party and got cum in my eye!"

by CHOKE77 October 1, 2008

Bandkowski

Coward,pussy or weakling. Someone who stand there in a fight and watches a friend get hurt. Somone who doesn't have your back and will talk shit about you when you are not in the room. Also incompetent and obsessed with cats.

You mean to tell me he stood there and watched you get you ass beat? Man he is a real Bandkowski.

by Dredd3229 January 20, 2018

Banion

A person to talk about random subjects and or talks to himself. He is a person nobody wants to start a conversation with.

The annoying kid over there is a banion.

by Infantilarts November 6, 2018

One Night in Bangkok

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world

In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Bangkok has him now

A situation that is beyond saving

Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now

Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now

by zeprunner3 October 14, 2011