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Bathroom Ban Hammer

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom urinal and getting rejected for future use of a bathroom. Also can be treated as an item depending on the shape of the dookie.
There was only one stall in the bathroom, but the urinal was open so I had to drop a mud monkey in that instead. Unfortunately I got the bathroom ban hammer.
by Ithinktoomuch2think May 7, 2019
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Backhammer

When a guy spits on a girls back in bed so she think he cum on her and when she turn around he cum in her face
Hannah: so u guys did it last night
Lauren: ya but he freakin backhammered me!
Hannah: oh that's disgusting!
Lauren: I know! Who even thought of backhammer?
by Sexy;) June 30, 2011
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Manhammer

1. A nickname for male genitalia of impressive size

2. A tool used to put manhole covers in place
1. Wow, look at that guy's gigantic manhammer!

2. Hey, Paul, give me your manhammer.
by AmazingMrSin May 31, 2011
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BandHammer

The BandHammer of the Administrators. This word gives us the right of Band you off the network for file sharing, streaming video, taking up way to much bandwidth from other users, and just being plain stupid.

BandHammers are Admin's with the power to rule your life, and bring it to a crashing halt. These are the people with Linux servers and mac laptops in hand to control your very existence. When dumb users do stupid shit, these Admin's come in, fix the shit you broke, and make your life a living hell, by decreasing your privileges and to make sure you don't do it again.
This awesome word lets us say, "NO, I'm not going to troubleshoot your effin computer because you don't even know how to turn the damn thing on", or , * dumb user crying like a baby to the Admin saying he cant send email, "Oh, you can't send any email, hmmmmm, then learn how to change your own damn SMTP server settings to your gateway of your IP you dumb ass".

"Do not anger the BandHammer, I have root access"

"The BandHammer will Sudo Kick Your Ass"
by Chad the BandHammer January 12, 2009
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Ban Hammer

1. A term for the command line used to remove a person from a chatroom/forum/team.

2. A weapon used on MMORPGs for the specific purpose of eliminating n00bs.
Dude, Anachros dropped the banhammer on me

Gripo-Con AKR 1K20? that's just my banhammer
by SirZat, That sexy beast March 13, 2005
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beanhammer

Kinda like the ban hammer but its beans
i will commit beanhammer on u
by retardedpotago October 28, 2019
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Alsakan manhammer

When you are having a threesome with two guys and a chick and one is getting head while the other is giving anal and the third is in her vagina. and simultaneosly jizz at the same time.
Oh man me tommy, jake, and adam gave courtney an alsakan manhammer last night
by Jake the cake123456789 June 9, 2009
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