Bangover
Bangover by eightOHtwo November 25, 2010
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"Ow... damn, I have a *huge* bangover."
"Haha, I get those whenever me and Steve have rough sex."
"I always get a bangover after sex because Roy likes to pull my hair and choke me."
"Haha, I get those whenever me and Steve have rough sex."
"I always get a bangover after sex because Roy likes to pull my hair and choke me."
Bangover by HCO Babe ; <3 October 18, 2009
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Bangover
Is what happens after being blind drunk and sleeping with a random girl. Commonly known as a "bang" with a "hangover"
Bangover by fleshrocket8 August 4, 2007
BANGOVER
permission to have redemption or pity sex with a person after experiencing a premature ejaculation event. (See Do-Over)
BANGOVER by TheMadKan2 October 23, 2009
bangover
Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.
Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!
Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!
In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!
Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!
In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):
You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
bangover by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014
Bangover
My buddy Ryan shouldnt have had sex with that girl last night. He is suffering from a brutal bangover today.
Bangover by stevesupernova April 25, 2011
Bangover
The painful sensation often resulting from particularly rough sex, often dark hickeys, 'burn marks' and bruises are clear signs of a bangover
I don't know whether it was the spanking or that weird dildo she put in me but I have a serious bangover....
Bangover by Pirate Duckie November 17, 2009