Bangover 

When you have too much sex the night before, and the next day you can't walk.

Damn, we were at it all night long, I had such a bad bangover.

Bangover by eightOHtwo November 25, 2010

Bangover 

When you get a head ache after sex.

"Ow... damn, I have a *huge* bangover."
"Haha, I get those whenever me and Steve have rough sex."

"I always get a bangover after sex because Roy likes to pull my hair and choke me."

Bangover by HCO Babe ; <3 October 18, 2009

Bangover 

Is what happens after being blind drunk and sleeping with a random girl. Commonly known as a "bang" with a "hangover"

I had the most embarassing bangover last night.

Bangover by fleshrocket8 August 4, 2007

BANGOVER 

permission to have redemption or pity sex with a person after experiencing a premature ejaculation event. (See Do-Over)

"I wasn't going to have sex with that guy again, but he was nice, so I gave him a bangover."

BANGOVER by TheMadKan2 October 23, 2009

bangover 

Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.

While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.

bangover by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014

Bangover 

the after-effects of bad and/or regrettable sex from the night before.

My buddy Ryan shouldnt have had sex with that girl last night. He is suffering from a brutal bangover today.

Bangover by stevesupernova April 25, 2011

bangover 

The way you feel after having a night of drunken sex.

Ugh, I have the worst bangover from that guy last night. Where did he go anyway? Are those his shoes? God, my vagina hurts!

bangover by Stoney52 November 5, 2009