Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.

Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

backdoor bandit

A man who proceeds to "accidentally" slip his penis into a woman's anus while having vaginal sex from behind.

Craig furthered Susan's suspicion that he was a backdoor bandit when she felt his cock try to slide into her anus while doing it doggie style.

by Dexaw April 24, 2008

communist bandit

共匪, pronounced "gongfei" in Mandarin. A pejorative yet accurate term for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) which discarded Sun Yat-sen's ideals of a strong, benevolent, democratic, free China. Also applies to CCP apologists

Alex: Tiananmen 1989 was a secret CIA operation and the protestors DESERVED that! Look at how lovely these Uyghur re-education camps are, now the women are no longer baby-making machines! How wonderful for the CCP to have fulfilled Sun Yat-sen's wishes! Long live Karl Marx, hero of Chinese people!

Lily: Shut up you damn communist bandit! As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is of the people, by the people, for the people!

by 君子FromNowhere January 25, 2021

loco bandito

a sex move in which two partners insult and degrade each other until one partner nuts on their partner, after which, one partner goes and gets aids from a bus

My girlfriend left me after I pulled out and preformed a loco bandito.

by pasquetti October 17, 2019

No Flush Bandit

One who does not flush the toilet after pooping in a public bathroom. Stacking toilet paper on the water pre-poop to ensure the poop stays above water level is optional. Main goal of the "NFB" is to stink up the bathroom/clog the toilet for the next, unsuspecting user.

The No Flush Bandit struck again, this time in the food court bathroom at the mall.

by Frequent Bandit January 4, 2011

The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

Fecal Bandit

One who defecates in a public restroom in an area other than the commode and proceeds to vandalize the said restroom by smearing his feces in a way that would resemble the icing of a chocolate cake.

Principal Devaney: It seems that some of the guys are unfamiliar with the proper use of toilet paper in the men's restroom. If this "Fecal Bandit" strikes again consequences will follow.

by DM and ZB January 29, 2004