wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.

Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

wet bandaid

When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.

That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Fun Bandaid

a bandaid that has a fun pattern on it, a cartoon character, ect.

or

a bandaid that is laced with some sort of drug, that when you put it over the wound, the drugs get into your bloodstream, and MAKE you have fun, even though your wound may still hurt, you will forget about it because of the drugs.

or it could be a combination of the two.

1. hey is that a fun bandaid your wearing?

2. yeah! it has buzz lightyear on it and its laced with lsd!

by kykysimsim pdizzle June 8, 2011

sunflower bandaid numnum boob blammy

Someone who doesn't cater to peoples triggers,, yet expects you to respect their triggers.
- sunflower bandaid numnum boob blammy is just a random nickname lmao

Person 1: Have you talked to sunflower bandaid numnum boob blammy?
Person 2: No, I don't cater for sunflower bandaid numnum boob blammy cause they don't cater for me

by Azhtynn October 4, 2021

Ripped off the Bandaid

Trying to be friends with the person who dumped you
Trying to feel better, but making it worse
Breaking '"no-contact"and regretting it
Exposing yourself to being rejected again

I ripped off the Bandaid and messaged him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and slept with him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and checked his Facebook
I ripped off the Bandaid and sent him a selfie
I ripped off the Bandaid and googled his female Facebook friends

by Shombie October 3, 2018

Dirty Bandaid

1. When your partner uses a wet and dirty bandaid as a condom and it gets lost up in her junk.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.

1. Yo I just gave my girl a dirty bandaid in the shed when my parents weren't home.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.

by JT the sodomizer June 9, 2016

blue bandaid

never being good enough and always doubting yourself no matter what you do

“i’m feeling like a blue bandaid today”

by pinterestprincess0 September 11, 2020