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bananabate 

Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.
Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.
bananabate by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008

Bananaboat 

A banana carved into a boat with wings.
Dude i made a bananaboat last night
Nice, is it yellow?
Bananaboat by Max Glenn-Davi March 13, 2008

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BananaBoatMC by BananaBoat MC April 1, 2022