A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.
Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020
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"Well my heart just burst like a glass balloon"
"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."
"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."
by Evangeline of angels February 5, 2014
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Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008
Get the Balloon Bung mug.That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?
by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011
Get the Bafoon mug.Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.
"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
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He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.
by johnnyhamcheck June 20, 2023
Get the Steve Balboni mug.To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)
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