balltard

1. someone who likes mens private parts.
2. someone who likes to put basketballs up his ass.

he was a gay balltard.

dude you like basketballs in your ass your a balltard.

by chris everett November 4, 2007

Ballardhead

Ballard (Noun) A Ballard is the name of the large cast steel cylindrical blocks used to tie up large ships to the warf/pier/dock. They are large, they are steel, they don't move, they don't do anything except hold ships in place.

To call someone a "Scupperlipped Ballardhead" is one of the worst insults to call someone who works in a marine enviroment.

"You're as stupid as a ballard! You talk nothing but scupper drainage! You're a ballardheaded scupperlipped idiot"

Good way to start a fight in a navy town.

by Trailltrader August 20, 2011

Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran

Most amazing couple in the world since 7.26.11 <3

"Damm look at that couple over there"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"

by sexyfantabulous January 11, 2012

Gabriel Ballard

A swaggy lad with cool fashion sense consisting of bucket hats, has a wide vocabulary too and is nicknamed gayballs.

Yo is that Gabriel Ballard right the what a top shagger

by jxm3s October 20, 2020

ballardo

Mexican, douche, sometimes sweet, obsessed with all girls, tries to be a hipster, usually a swagfag

"dude, some weird guy texted me last night"
"I bet it was a Ballardo"

by blondey November 2, 2013

ballyard

an idiot with no hope in life.
a person who puts people in awkward situations.
curseword.

alicia.. dont be such a ballyard

shut your ballyarding mouth

by emilyashemate January 5, 2008

bellzard

insanely mental in a good way.
a laughing machine known to god!















FUCKING JESUS IN A GIRLS BODY

the bellzard is a car filled with gas

by DIESEL BLANK February 20, 2009