this guy is lennon ballard
by boss5644155 March 27, 2018
by Idontfuckingknow1 May 18, 2022
A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry February 29, 2016
Corey ballard (banga) Is smart Sometimes Black likes to make parodys knows how to shake that Black in philly Cringey
by Silv3rsavtheday April 03, 2022
Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.
(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)
(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)
I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.
by JBalla November 15, 2013
A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.
Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
by kayralover69 June 19, 2018
When a girl is an adventurer, but also enjoys unprotected sex. She will often have more than one child and be an experienced traveller with family in Thailand.
by Towelly September 12, 2020