A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry August 20, 2016
Get the Ballard Jackhammermug. When a girl is an adventurer, but also enjoys unprotected sex. She will often have more than one child and be an experienced traveller with family in Thailand.
by Towelly September 12, 2020
Get the Bareback Ballardmug. by Bc homeboy June 19, 2019
Get the Ballard countymug. Similar to Cambell's Law, it is a social rule where if something is implied in a repetitive/habitual manner, it will eventually become the implication.
Ballard's Law can be the repetitive use of a political party name such as Democrat or Republican as an insult to invoke shame to the receiver of the phrase/statement it is used in.
"Of course you think doxing is okay, you're a democrat."
"You're such a republican, you shouldn't like guns, they kill!"
"Of course you think doxing is okay, you're a democrat."
"You're such a republican, you shouldn't like guns, they kill!"
by CaptainBlackerCrack December 16, 2021
Get the Ballard's Lawmug. A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.
Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
by kayralover69 June 18, 2018
Get the Ballardmug. by Rastaclart 897 November 22, 2019
Get the Tom Ballardmug. 