Bellslap

1. The act of slapping something with your bell-end

2. Anyone you dislike

1. I bell-slapped your dog

2. Derp is such a bellslap

by LULcakes October 1, 2012

BillSlap

When a friend, mostly those with the name Bill, get over served by the bar and begin over embellishing their emotional stressors by slapping the bar top very loudly to emphasize a point of personal frustration!

Bill was pissed at his esposa and overshared at the bar with a BillSlap

by BMW14 May 18, 2023

Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.

Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".

by JD_1039 February 21, 2025