Balkan curse

Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.

Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

dodges balkan quarter

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by bruh momentum number69420 July 22, 2020

Balkan shot

A balkan shot is an act of ejaculating inside the takers vagina and then pouring a shot of rakija(moonshine) inside the vagina and then drinking it.

Hey do you wanna take a balkan shot with me?, I gave a balkan shot yesterday to Sunčica.

by Therealoneguy1 February 10, 2025

Balkan Banquet Hall Lady

A random lady of Balkan decent you see once a year at a banquet hall . They usual come up to you an say out of pocket things Wear's a dress with one to many sequins. Usually wears 5 inch heel's while dancing oro. Between the ages of 35 - 85 years old.

See that lady over there coming to talk to us she's a Balkan banquet hall lady.

by EmoOwls February 3, 2024

reverse balkan gecko

the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole

jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy

by damo dazza February 27, 2024

balkan federation

A really bad idea about uniting all of the balkans İnto 1 country

Edison:Why would anyone think of the balkan federation as a good idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea

by Urbdicdayismay23 April 16, 2024

Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.

You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.

by Ulamk February 18, 2022