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Mary Baldwin College 

Squirrel (the school's mascot!) women are either going to be successful of their own right, marry rich, or both. Some are Southern ribbons and pearls kind of girls, some are sistas, some ~like~ other girls, some a combination of all three, but they all are capable, poised, and stylish. These girls have it all and can do it all, and just try to tell them otherwise!
Grad school official: Who is that gorgeous woman giving that amazing speech?
Other grad school official: She's from Mary Baldwin, and I'm definately giving her my card.
First grad school official: Not if I get there first!
Mary Baldwin College by MissMBC05 October 12, 2004

Baldwin Park 

small city in south california where In N Out first started.
person1: lets go to my cousins house he lives in Baldwin park
person2: Baldiwn Park? isnt it that small city with no place for metal shows, no mall and crappy streets?
Person1: yea but its where In n out first started
Baldwin Park by JoseWaldemir May 26, 2006
The act of taking a duck-lipped selfie whilst dropping a deuce in a public toilet.

Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):

Extra points are awarded for the following:

1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie
2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt
3. Including the toy you found in the selfie
4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro
5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it were

If all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”
“I thought your uncle was taking dick pics for Craigslist again but I heard him ask ‘How does it feel mighty Megatron’ and realized he was going for a Deluxe Baldwin.”

Mary Baldwin College 

MBC girls are as classy as they come. This all womens school is in Staunton, Va where all there is to do is go to Wal Mart and shop at the boutiques in downtown. The Stauntonites often refer to MBC as "the ivory towers of arrogance." MBC is known for its old traditions, its most popular is Apple Day, which is just an excuse for a carnival and no classes. More importantly Apple Eve is the wildest time of the year. These girls are known for being the most stylish in the Shenandoah, often wearing Polo/Lacoste/and Lilly. Now that diversity plays a part of MBC, students use this as a way to show their differences in culture and interests in the way they dress, the activities they are involved in, and their weekend activities. Most students frequent JMU, UVA, Tech, VMI, and HSC. Or you can find them at one of the raging house parties, which often have wild themes. These girls know how to party and can drink most guys under the table, after all the schools moto is "work hard, play hard" said by their last President. During the week, they do nothing but study and attend meetings, since it is a student run campus, but come the weekend, any guy can find some fun with these wild girls. These Squirrel girls know how to uphold the Southern standard and wear their pearls proudly, just dont challenge them in a game of beer pong! After all boys...all they want is a rich husband anyways.
MBC is not a girls school without men, its a womens college without boys!

VMI Guy: I wanna get some.
MBC Girl: Well dont look here honey, you better try Sweet Briar for that.
Mary Baldwin College by MBCROCKS! October 28, 2004
A really hot guy. He is usually date-able, and it raises your social status if you go out with him.
"Man, i wish that i had a baldwin" Cher said it in the movie CULELESS

see also hunk
baldwin by The Spy December 30, 2003

The Ben Baldwin 

when your shaggin a rlly fat obese individual, you shout clingon and then when they turn round your werin a clingon mask then punch her and chuck her out the window and see if she flies like a startrek ship whilst hummin the star trek tune.
yo i gave dat bitch the ben baldwin last nite! she woke up in a pile of shit!
The Ben Baldwin by dan squires September 24, 2007