balisticisim

An act of mercilessly beating up someone out of pure, unfiltered rage, spite and hatred.

Person A: "Did you hear about how Andrew beat the shit outta Gabe?"
Person B: "Yeah, it was balisticisim."

by Multiplayr111 January 29, 2023

banastic

a person who cannot spell "buffoon" but as "bafoon" and makes several uncreative shitposts on usm

also someone who nolifes usm for so long they are nearly the owner

look at him, proper banastic

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023

Ballastic

A strong feeling about something, mostly positive.

“Dude I just won my race.”

“That’s actually ballastic Bro let’s go!”

by Fitzmite March 21, 2024

Ballastic

when something is so good that no other possible words could describe it

damn shiz ballastic

by Betterist March 21, 2024

Ballastic

when something is so incredibly and undeniably amazing there are no possible other words to describe it

damn that's ballastic

by Betterist March 21, 2024

Bablastic

A person who babbles on and is autistic.

“Did you know you are being bablastic?”
“You’re a bablastic.”

by winner3 May 29, 2024