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Blastin' on fools

Shooting people. Firing guns at people, possibly in a drive-by shooting, or on foot.
Homie #1: I was blastin' on fools today! They came into the hood disrespecting, but they didnt know I was strapped!

Homie #2: If they were fools, then why you bother blastin' on 'em? Doesnt that make you a fool too?
by Carl Johnson August 30, 2005
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Bear-Blasting

Bear-Blasting! Because you'll be too energetic for normal sports!
by Auugghhh December 27, 2007
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Blasting

PLaying loud music so every one else can here while ear buds are still in ears and no one else wants to here
Spencer stop blasting your manson
by Jack Dusich March 7, 2009
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Blasting Taft

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.
"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"
by moonmaster July 3, 2007
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Straddle Blasting

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
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Blastin Cheeks

To penetrate a woman from the doggystyle position with vengence and fury, causing the ass cheeks to clap together. known to cause loud moaning.
First guy: Ay, did ol' girl come by yo room last night?
Second guy: Who? Ashley?
First guy: Naw, man. Becky.
Second guy: Oh, yeah..when you called me last night I didnt answer cuz i was blastin cheeks.
by my nigga fatboy August 21, 2008
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Coca Blastin

When one masturbates for over an hour while taking a shower.
I wasn't able to go into the bathroom for over an hour because my roommate was Coca Blastin all over the shower.
by Tom Mcfillihan I February 10, 2009
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