if you are a baker, you LOVE to smoke weed. you are pretty much high or confused 24/7, but somehow manage to keep on living.
by junksauce February 14, 2008

In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.
Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!
Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
by fhjfksdldfj November 8, 2007

by Michael Quance April 22, 2011

A Kick ass skateboard company. They has one of the best skating team of all time. EX- Andrew Reynolds , Kader, Dustin Dolin, Spanky, Elissa Steamer, Riley Hawk, T Funk, Nuge, Sammy Baca, Bryan Herman. And with the duke of hijinks Beagle Filming. Most Popular vids are Baker 3, Baker has a Death wish, and Baker 4 .
by Cantskateforhislife666 September 22, 2020

by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009

The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?
I totally pulled the baker on her!
I totally pulled the baker on her!
by evilnapsterguy January 7, 2009

Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.
"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"
"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."
"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."
by Cock Jockey March 24, 2007
