bakalar

v. To cause your cell phone to inexplicably and repeatedly malfunction.

This phenomenon affects only the smartphones of Jeff Bakalar, one of the hosts of The 404, CNET Networks. Jeff has an uncanny and unwelcome ability to render a high-tech, fully-functioning smartphone into the a call to customer service and the butt of every malfunctioning cell phone joke on the popular podcast, The 404.

The world wide tech community has been baffled with his technological mishaps, leaving us with only one explanation for Jeff Bakalar's phone issues: Bakalar possesses super mutant powers known only as Bakalariosis

Jeff's Palm Pre has been bakalared nine times in twelve months, having been the replacement to his often bakalared Windows Mobile phone. His new phone, an Evo 4G, was bakalared in a record-setting two weeks.

by soccerush10 June 15, 2010

Bakalak

Derogatory name for a person of Arabic descent. Derived from the term Bakalakadaka in the movie Team America.

That damn Bakalak just walked right into the market and blew himself up.

by legeros November 23, 2006

Bakaharghe

Sexy bitch. It's as simple as that, really.

Sister Kahekili: I finally got 100% on Six last night =
Sister Muroka: You bakaharghe!

by Kahekili October 28, 2007

Bakalar

To have horrible luck with technology, especially when concerning cell phones or xbox 360's. Comes form the host of Cnet's 404, who had nine phones in nine months because of malfunctions and broke 5 360's over the course of his life.

To break cell phones.

Should be followed by the proverbially N00B.

Guy 1:Aw man my phone is broken
Guy 2: Looks like you just pulled a Bakalar!!!! N00B

by Kobe das Efx 311 June 14, 2010

Bakalah

Someone who shows excellency and/or perfection in any subject matter.

Wow I can't believe Johnny got an A on that test.

Ya he's a real Bakalah.

by Gumpuh July 10, 2010

bakaa

Japanese for "stupid", used to playfully insult someone or yourself for committing a silly act. Typically used by those who watches too much anime.

"Bakaa! The movie I wanted to watch don't involve tentacles!"

by Kanasis May 19, 2005

bakatare

Japanese origin. Means stupid, idiotic, moron.

(Pronounced bock-a-tah-dee)

You bakatare, you!

by nomoah May 28, 2011