jew bagle

a money hoarding no life who mooches off all of his friends

No Slinky, you cant have any more; damn jew bagle.

by aninocntbystndr February 7, 2010

BAGLAN

The Coolest Place On Earth.
Near M4
Habitat of Clare David

Free Clares' Parrot. She has imprisoned IT in a big old rusty cage. Please phone RSPB NOW.

by shroeder January 31, 2005

joshing your bagles

just joking.

i was just joshing your bagles!

by hellomotherf**ker July 16, 2011

Bagley

To bother people for no reason and being a idiot

Why are u bagleyin me

by Kyshah March 25, 2007

Baglord

A mixture of the type of person who is Douchebag and a Douchelord. i.e. the very worst kind of person that you would ever want to meet.

Me: I went out with Jerry last night. He is such a Baglord.

Friend: You will never want to see him again will you?
Me: I've deleted all my accounts, changed phone number, moved house and sought counselling.

by Dallianced June 10, 2019

Bagletti Cleaver.

When you're out with your mates and one has the bag of Charlie you paid for but then it mysteriously disappears or he has suddenly "lost" it.

"Guys I seriously just had it in my wallet when I went to the toilet!" *asks the entire venue if they have seen a baggie layin around* ahhh R.I.P Bagletti Cleaver.

by Hectic_Megaboss June 12, 2019

baglog

A term that you'd expect someone named Brian would mistakenly call a backlog of issues.

Hey, Brian, should we address that issue or send it to the baglog?

Throw that issue in the baglog!

by heaber September 29, 2020