The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.
Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022
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Ghon went to his local coffee shop expecting there to be a cute blonde spinner to make his morning coffee, but when he got there he was pleased to see the baristapotomus bloated ready for his order. Ghon though about asking for a walrus belch to go along with his Latte.
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a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 9, 2008
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Get the batista mug.real name: David Bautista. His father is a Filipino and his mother is Greek. Has a Filipina wife and 2 daughters. Born and raised in Washington, DC. Former wrestling name: Leviathan. Looks definitely sexier in clothes than without it.
by joannes08 September 18, 2006
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A wild beast in the ring.
will smack your head in if
a reason is found.
A wild beast in the ring.
will smack your head in if
a reason is found.
by Miss JinX December 28, 2005
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"Dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down!"
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."
by squidgeroo March 27, 2009
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