Douche-baggage

Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.

"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."

by Not so shorty August 25, 2012

baggage weed

When a guy has a grip of weed and wants to hang out and smoke, but you don't want to chill with him.

Evan: Hey man, Tyler's gunna bring some weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.

by Sizzzurp January 17, 2010

meme baggage

Anything unnecessary in the meme, that the meme would be left the same or made better if it weren't there

All these watermarks are unnecessary meme baggage

by Crow404 May 17, 2018

Goodie Baggage

Noun
A matter regarding a person’s past that can affect their current disposition in a positive manner:

Heathy habits, perks, positive relationships, uplifting colleagues, or healthy dynamics etc.

Person 1: I think I’m going to leave the company because of all the baggage with my department and toxic colleagues.

Person 2: Hey what about the goodie baggage? Think of all the positive things that you’d be leaving behind as well.

by That's Grand April 10, 2021

Baggage Claim

Newly dating someone with issues. Bringing emotional baggage to the table.

Oh you mean her? Yo Derek went straight to baggage claim son!

by turbo911 June 8, 2011

boy baggage

When a potential girlfriend has many guy friends, she has boy baggage.

a-hey man, so are you gonna ask that girl that you like out?
b-yah, i don't know, she has a lot of boy baggage.
a-aww come on, don't let her guy friends intimidate you!

by Val Peters September 17, 2010

'lactose baggage'

The HUGE, bulging titties that hang from a female dog when she has not fed her puppies for a week.

When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!

by kimmipooh December 27, 2009