barfly

an annoying slutty hick/redneck bitch that lives in bars, the barfly is usually 35-40 years old and looks like a complete shitsack, usually because of her ugly spagetti hair and smeared make up.

goddamnit! courtney love is such a fucking barfly!

by SoapSoup July 30, 2007

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

the barfly

A variation on froggy style whereby the upper half of the female's body is resting on a bar (or other such structure). The male stands behind the lass, who must then wrap here legs around the males body to keep from falling. Bouncy bouncy ensues.

So I walk into the bar right, and I see Dudley giving this babe the barfly! And I was like "No way, it's Dudley Langenegger, and he's giving some babe the barfly!" and he was like "I'll have a gin and tonic" and the babe was like "better make that two!" and I was like "Go Dudley!"

by D. Langenegger May 15, 2006

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007