Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004

Backwoods Keg Party

A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.

Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..

Sam: Did you just say that??

Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-

Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

Backwoods Nativist

A person who is anti-immigration usually white male Southern or rural background who supports Donald Trump

All the backwoods Nativist Say build a wall at Trump rallies

by EmJayee February 5, 2018

backwoods gangsta

BWG, Back woods gangsta, It's a person that hunts, fishes, loves drinking beer. It's people that love doing anything outdoors and out of the big city's.

He's a backwoods gangsta! Were all backwoods gangstas! That's something a backwoods gangsta would do.

by Tank in Greenwood February 3, 2010

backwoods twister

When a man is getting fucked by another man and the one doing the fucking reaches around and twists the other man's nipples.

"Man I was getting fucked last night and he reached around and gave me a backwoods twister."

by Abqgwm September 3, 2013

backwoods yokel

people from a rural area set in their ways

lets go to Kentucky, where the backwoods yokels will cook ya a squirrel stew and religiously oppress you.

by PrefectDJ December 14, 2015

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017