backstalk

v. backstalked, backstalk·ing, backstalks
n. backstalker

To go through an acquaintance's blog entries, even those dated before you met, in order to learn more about that person.

Sometimes I click the "oldest" link (which takes you to the oldest blog entry) in xanga to begin a backstalking session.

by freestate December 13, 2004

Backstroke

Unlike my poor mistaken friend who mistakenly defined the word as something else, I know what backstroke actually is. The perfect stroke, relying on actual physical strength, ability and will, unlike breastroke, which is dominated by three-foot tall dwarfs with no swimming talent and enormous feet. If you've actually watched swimming before, you know that it takes a sound backstroke leg to win the 400 IM or give your relay a win. Backstrokers tend to be more manly, and have fun playing games like "Dunk the breastroker."

Idiot Breastroker: OMFG ILY BREASTROKE! It's liek so kewl!
Me: Do you need help?
Idiot Breastroker: *Puts suit on inside-out* Let's do an 800 breast!
Coach: STFU.
Me: *Smiles*

by Hopsicles 2.0 January 26, 2010

Bangstick

a cock, or a dick. A penile shaft/erector/gland or even "shaft"

stop poking me with ur bangstick

by schymmla February 12, 2003

backspackle

More of a sniglett, but is very commonly known as the black streak build-up of wet road debris (mostly dirt & who knows what else) that collects on the back of your shirt or coat as you ride a bicycle in the rain.

My jacket was streaked in backspacle from the water coming off of my back bicycle tire after riding in the rain for hours.

by Zeekophobe December 13, 2003

jackstick

Someone who could help out but decides not to

Thats messed up you jackstick

by ducky198 January 22, 2014

lightning backstroke

You’re hitting it from the back, you taze her in the stomach.

Last night me and my girlfriend tried the lightning backstroke, lets hust say we’re no longer together and have a court hearing on Monday

by Professor Cliterous May 8, 2023

backstroke roulette

A cryptic reference to male masturbation.

Masturbation causes the release of endorphins, which helps one relax. So it’s actually not surprising that after a perceived crisis one would play backstroke roulette.

by ebagazare January 18, 2018