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BackSplash Baby

BackSplash Baby is used as an insult. As in someone's dad shot his load on their mom's back, which slid down her ass Crack across her asshole before sliding in and being conceived. And thats why they are a piece of shit.
by RUGER2407 and pixiedixie September 1, 2025
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Backsplash

Backsplash (also known as backlash, backspank, backcrank, crackpot, backplank, tankwank, backscatch, backboard, backieplankie, slashback, bobsplash, backwash, whiplash, backwank, backstroke and backjohnson ;b) was born in 15th December 1993, later known by his warrior name as Backsplash, was a mighty god of war and leader of the clan called Full Control.

In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).

During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.

In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.

Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
You never be a backsplash your move of a Jack.
by Yomyslime September 29, 2023
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Backsplash

When a guy is banging a cow and the cow finishes and squirts out the milk from its utters in your face.
"How was that fat hoe Betty last night?"

"Eh, I got some major backsplash though."
by thewarmestcow November 6, 2019
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Creamy backsplash

When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back
Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.
by McNugget22 April 8, 2021
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Backsplash

When you put your dick right next to her asshole causing the cum to splash everywhere.
You cannot believe the cleanup I had to do after I backsplashed this girl last night.
by honeybuns2 June 7, 2018
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Backsplash

When you bust a nut on a girls back after after you been fucking for a long time with the henny dick.
by Mrveil June 24, 2018
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tile backsplash

A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"
Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.
by 69chipmunks69 July 26, 2024
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