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backwater-bastardism

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.
1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
by Talsier September 8, 2010
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Portland Backwater

The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.
Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.

Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
by Miceazy772 December 18, 2009
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The Dr. said I have a backyatomy.
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Backwater Place

(N.)
A backwater place is characterized by it's technological & social stagnation and/or regression in terms of it's capacity for need fulfillment.
The Earth in 2022 is a backwater place. Everybody doesn't have full Human Rights. Hate Groups still exist. Climate Change isn't solved. And I can't print out unlimited robot waifus to join me in full-dive vr JPMMORPGs.
by Doc_Transcendent April 23, 2022
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backdate

Is to compensate for a delay between "dating" somebody and making it an official committed relationship by setting the "official" beginning of the relationship at the first date or earlier. Must be agreed upon by both parties otherwise it can be considered psycho.
I have to go meet my girlfrieds parents but luckily we backdated our relationship and 6 months sounds so much more stable.
by FTOT_rocks_d_092209629am September 22, 2009
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Backrack

Fat deposition resembling that of a female bosom located on the back of male or female subjects. Usually occurring in pairs, they lack an areola, nipple and are incapable of lactating except in a rare condition called Conditional Lactare Obesus Perspiration aka the CLOP. see CLOP for more information.
Person 1: "She's so fine, look at that Backrack."
Person 2: "Sorry man, look like she got the CLOP!"
by beeftits August 3, 2011
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Backwater Pie

(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.
Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!
by Chrisness2010 January 3, 2010
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