babysittin

When you're in a cypha with your best buddies, and one of them thinks that the others are so fucked up that they won't notice that the goods are missing.

"Yo, mang, stop babysitting on da 40, pass dat son !!!"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump

I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.

by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022

Babysitting

When your docking with another man and you cum into his cock hole

Roger was babysitting my kids after we docked and I came in his cock

by Bildo baggins March 7, 2023

Babysitting

In platform fighters, the act of being just out of range of someone recovering back to stage to capitalize on a punishable option or attack attempt

I was trying to recover but he was babysitting me until I used my Up-B.

by MalakaiESP July 29, 2023

Babysitting

Babysitting (noun): The often humorous misnomer used by parents when they're actually just doing their regular parenting duties. Commonly applied when one parent takes sole charge of their child while the other is out, reinforcing the age-old joke that parenting can sometimes feel like a part-time gig.

Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.

by markflavin April 17, 2024

Babysitting

When a person holds a vape in their hand but doesn’t let anyone hit it.

Chase: *Has Vape in hand

Jackson: does anyone have a vape ; Chase is babysitting

by Rippasbisc February 2, 2025

Babysitting

the act of holding your blunt for an extended period of time without taking a hit from it, or hogging the blunt during a rotation with your smoke circle.

I was babysitting my blunt for a while before my next hit.

"yo pass that, you been babysitting it for minutes" "oh my fault, my fault"

by Stoned Boy Steven December 23, 2025