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hetero babymakers

A term used to describe heterosexuals in a negative way. Often used by openly gay people who like to make fun of straight people.
(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)
Bill: hey Fred, check out that straight couple making out over there.

Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.
by lapez May 27, 2013
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Babymaker

An attractive yet airheaded woman, good for nothing besides making babies.
busto, babymaker
by d0nut March 21, 2009
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babymake

When lovemaking is carried out to result in offspring (a rare event).
Jack: "Come on babe, it's been forever since we last... you know..."

Jill: "Dammit Jack! I don't wanna rush into it... I'm just being cautious..."

Jack: "Don't worry babe, I've got johnnies..."

Jill: "They better not be those cheapo ones! I don't wanna babymake by accident..."

Jack: "Uhh,..."
by swiftdeck August 13, 2009
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Babymaker

An extremely hot guy. A prime male specimen you'd like to make pretty babies with, regardless of his personality.
Hmmm damn girl, did you see that babymaker?!
He's a jackass but we'd make the cutest babies! He's definitely on my babymaker list.
by Nikkinta November 17, 2014
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bankok babymaker

A horny out of control Thai Teenage Girl coming from many walks of life. Bar Girls, Prostitutes, or just horny teens having sex with foreign tourists and their own boys. Reason there are so many half white German and Thai Kid's running around not just Bankok these day's. Fundamentalist Buhddist's have inadvertently caused this to be worse by their fighting to keep young people from using Birth Control Pills & Condoms.
This Thai Bar Girl just took my load of cum without being on the pill. She's totally going to get knocked up. She's a Freaking Bankok Babymaker

Yeah man, the Tuk Tuk Driver told me not to pull out when we were both banging these chicks on his boat. So I didn't. It was so much fun. Girls back home should be this way. He told me Bankok Girls like making babies.
by Bib Overall Babymaker February 19, 2014
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Beijing Babymaker

The Beijing Babymaker is the ancient and closely guarded secret behind the exploding Chinese population.

It entails ejaculating into a water pistol (or other suitable delivery device) over the period of several months, then hosting an orgy in which you impregnate at least ten women with the gun.
Did you hear about Chau's party last night? I heard he whipped out the Beijing Babymaker.
by JuanNil September 19, 2016
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Babymaker bouncy house

Oh boy, when she starts constantly saying, “You’re so sweet!” then you KNOW you ain’t gettin’ no turn in the babymaker bouncy house.
by ___Slang___Slinger___ March 23, 2024
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