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brosephus

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
by Cisco Child February 5, 2009
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bose session

when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.
I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.
by John Lindley January 6, 2008
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meaver boose

Half beaver---Half moose. This animal is extremely rare and illusive. The Habitat for a meaver boose is typically found in wetland areas where many small bogs are present. The meaver boose feeds on squirrels and sometimes taquitos. As for the visual description.....well, just put a beaver and a moose together.
Hey Ned, Is that a beaver or a moose over there?
(Ned replies) No, I think its a Meaver Boose.
by Jeffrey Bernard May 21, 2007
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Brosemite

Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.
I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums
by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010
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Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.
Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?
by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010
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boosef

Guy: "Hey boosef, wanna go ride bikes?"
Girl: "Oh Paul, you are so awesomazing(awesome/amazing)!"
by carrot eater January 10, 2009
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Boseing

When a person has head/earphones and acts as if they can't hear what you are saying to ignore you while you are rambling on about something they dont want to hear
justin....JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (take headphones out person ear) why u keep boseing on me with them jawns
by Just Busto June 11, 2008
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