Burrito

The Worlds Greatest creation
Truly a top tier food

I Need a burrito right now

by ILikeBurritos3 September 22, 2019

Burrito

One of those fruit pie that you get that have so much bad stuff in there but are so good. Often wraped in a frosting glazed pie shell.

I love apple burritos

by hehe vb June 28, 2005

Burrito

A large Mexican penis

I need a burrito in my mouth right now!!

by Optuft June 12, 2014

Burrito

Some fuckass Mexicans brought them here deeply loved

I had a Burrito

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Burrito

A very large, thick penis.

My girlfriend loves to give head, especially to guys with a Burrito!

by Likesittrimmed July 28, 2018

burrito

A sexual act, for the female's pleasure/humiliation. The full act is to fuck her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order. The last part is the tasty burrito. See also lasagna.

Last time I banged my ex, I was way pissed at her, so I gave her a burrito.

by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003

burrito

to be passed out drunk/high, and have someone wrap a blanket around you, like a burrito, and take a picture

never accept a blanket from JP, she'll wait til you fall asleep and then burrito you

by C1VO September 16, 2011