Hate Burgle

to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.

Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!

by Coltronnnnnnnnnnnnn March 25, 2009

g'burgle

The sound your gut makes when you hold flatulence in and it feels like your insides are about to explode. Essentially the sound your entrails make due to an internal fart.

Fah Ting: *g'burgle* Sum Ting Wong Wit Mai Gut.

by bra bandit October 23, 2005

Urgle Burgle

A word you might say that expresses anger, frustration, or pain in an action that you or another person does.

"Oh urgle burgle! I stubbed my toe!"
"Urgle burgle! You drilled the screw in the wrong place!"

by A guy with a fun imagination June 3, 2020

hot burgle

When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.

by meatlocker January 16, 2011

Sperm burgle

The act of being a sperm burglar.

Mike, "I have a similar problem."
Dave, "you've been sperm burgled too?!?!?!"

by Lukethesod November 2, 2008

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

Turt Burgle

The action of taking, or to take someone or a turt(turtle).

Aww man, I was completely turt burgled the other day
Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow.

"I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"

by DeadKnight November 20, 2017