I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.
by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015
Get the turd burglemug. to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.
Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!
by Coltronnnnnnnnnnnnn March 25, 2009
Get the Hate Burglemug. Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
by Smister Loan September 30, 2008
Get the Wank Burgledmug. A word you might say that expresses anger, frustration, or pain in an action that you or another person does.
by A guy with a fun imagination June 3, 2020
Get the Urgle Burglemug. When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.
by meatlocker January 16, 2011
Get the hot burglemug. The act of being a sperm burglar.
by Lukethesod November 2, 2008
Get the Sperm burglemug. Aww man, I was completely turt burgled the other day
Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow.
"I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"
Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow.
"I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"
by DeadKnight November 20, 2017
Get the Turt Burglemug.