Buffer

maintaining a friend with benefits, or a fuck buddy, in order to avoid the urge to look for or find an S.O.

Melissa is the best fuck buddy Mike has ever had. When will they just wake up, quit buffering, and tie the knot?

by WowZaa June 19, 2008

buffers

A man or women who is curvaceous or big in the right places. For a girl it could describe the larger size of her hips thighs, bottom or chest and for a boy it could describe his larger sized arms, sholders, thighs, chest and bottom. A person wouldnt necessarily need to be larger or buff in all areas to be considered a buffers

"That girls a buffers!",
"My next door neigbour is a buffers!"

by JD East London July 20, 2005

Buffer

A insult to ones competence, a slow person, idiot, someone who slacks.
Also can be used to define a muscle-head with a low I.Q.

Yeah, be he a buffer tho.
I think he's buffer.

by Burnt Salad November 18, 2015

Buffer

Someone who acts in an anti-social manner toward their immediate neighbours.

That Buffer is telling her dog to bark again. Noisy Buffer!

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

buffer

military acronym
biggest ugliest fattest fucker ever recruited
commonly used in navy

hes the buffer on this ship

by Kyle Celeron October 28, 2008

buffer

a person you hire from off the street to buy you porn, a rated m video game or sneak you into a r rated movie also known as your "big brother"

"hey tell that guy if he will buffer me to buy me a playboy"

by stormtrooper501 October 14, 2009

buffer

faget, newb, asshole, dick, fucker, bitch,

wow that kid is such a buffer

pronunciation
boo-fur

by RTC123456 October 1, 2010