budget cuts

lowering a community's budget. the reason for all inconveniences in a community, often because there was not enough in the budget to fix it.

Bob:"Why do we have to pay for our napkins at our school cafeteria?" Joe:"Budget cuts, dude. School can't afford shit, so their charging their napkins and other stuff to try and make up for it."

by daman123125 November 6, 2010

Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

by Pbaddy May 15, 2010

budget man

1. A colloquial term for an accountant or some one associated with accounting.

2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.

3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.

"I sent up my budget man to the Congress." George W. Bush

by Ryan Avery, MD (special thanks to Jon Stewart) October 22, 2004

Budget-O's

Cheaper than the leading clown cereal. Seen in an episode of The Simpsons.

Budget-o's. Some assembly required.

by E. Man November 3, 2006

budget dream

Not quite the same as your typcical bad dream but similar to a nightmare in its vividness. A budget dream tends to be as "real" as a nightmare would seem but lacks the intense fear. Instead, a budget dream is more like a fairly normal dream but without any splendor, brilliance or imagination involved. Which is replaced by a real life setting or situation that seems in no way fun or wonderous, but boringly real-life and sometimes a negative experience. This is how it acquired the name 'budget dream' as it tends to be what you would call a dream, but without any fantasy or emotion, in other words cheap, like a movie lacking in the money department it cops out any special FX or narrative.

A common side-effect of a budget dream is to become confused as to what happened in real-life, and what didn't and was part of a dream, simply because the dream was too boringly real to discern from a real memory.

Weird, I just dreamt that I went to a working man's pub, and it was all full of these blokes and one guy with a beard said "you're not a plumber" and told me to get out, talk about your budget dream.

by Eddable August 28, 2007

Budget Buzz

Budget Buzz is the flat beer left over from a party, usually the beer from a keg, and placed back into containers for future usage, while you return the keg and tap for the large deposit. Also, a thrifty person's way to max out a keg, when no one is left to finish the keg. It's still good beer, while kept cold in the fridge, and served in a frosty mug.

Dude 1: Hey, what are your plans this evening? Wanna get some beers?

Dude 2: Dude, I'm stayin' home tonight for a budget buzz, I had to return the keg for gas money, and couldn't afford to ice the keg every day.

Dude 1: Oh, can I come over for a budget buzz? I need to save for groceries too.

by Torsiondrummer July 26, 2009

Budget Booze

Cheap Alcohol, Used in times where money is short, but being drunk, is still nescacary.

Natural Ice, Busch, Crown Russe Vodka, Vladamir, Nikolia, Bankers Club, ect.

Shmuck 1: Hey man, what do you want to get to drink tonight?
Shmuck 2: Well, Moneys a little tight, so im gonna have to get some budget booze.

by Jimi Layne Lennon April 11, 2011