Boobs

Lumps on a woman's chest that tend to have a staring problem. Larger one's tend to stare more than others.

Can you please tell your boobs to stop staring at me?

by Dirty Slate January 21, 2011

man-boobs

fatty deposits resembiling breasts (on a man)

by Rosh April 20, 2003

boobs armada

Regiment of asshole feminist (a.k.a feminazis) taking out a walk of protest against dicks who pump them in the midnight.

Sam: Loki don't go to the park today.
Loki: Why bro?
Sam: Cause a boobs armada is passing it today.

by Bed Grammar September 20, 2016

floobs your boobs

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids

you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...

by theprepertrator September 8, 2015

blobsplash

The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.

I just did a crap and had major blobsplash. Lucky there was a towel handy.

by doc brown October 15, 2007

dirty bobsled

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.

I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.

by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011