Barba-Douche

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.

Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.

by Denied28 December 7, 2018

barback

Someone who works behind the bar doing everything but serving drinks. They do things like restocking the fridge, replacing spirit, wine, and juice bottles, cleaning, replacing ice, et cetera.

Lorie is a barback so she spends most of her time restocking the bar area.

by RKM September 30, 2006

barbatrucco

in maccaronic italian,is referred to the solution found for an hard problem,same as "escamotage".

I find the barbatrucco for that fu++in' java program!

by italian_boy January 27, 2007

Barbara Cartland

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

by Croatalin April 24, 2014

Barbatos

The Anemo Archon.
Stormterror’s master?
Also a bard that can’t afford wine.

Emi: I want Venti!
Zhongli: You mean barbatos?

by EmiImpact March 3, 2022

Cece and Barbara

The two best friends from the movie "Beaches". They share a love like no other... Together they can overcome anything. Their bond is closer than best friends, it is a family bond.
Soul mates without sexual attraction.

"You're the Cece to my Barbara."
"Cece and Barbara."

by Ghostdoll July 2, 2020

Barbarian Fishing

When you clog the toilet with your shit but don't have a plunger so you use your arm to break the log up.

I took a shit at Joes house and it clogged the toilet, but he didn't have a plunger so I had to resort to barbarian fishing as to not make a scene.

by XxEpicTacosxX December 3, 2016