boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Boink

v)
During vaginal intercourse, most usually from the rear, when the penis slips out of the vagina and upon attempted reinsertion, instead pokes the cheek of the buttocks.

Everything was going fine 'till I boinked her. That shit hurts.

by Don't Ask, Please August 24, 2008

boink

to have sexual intercourse
not considered offensive enough to be censored from network TV
The OED dates boink as a verb back to 1984, citing Stephen King's "Thinner," where it appears to be used as onomatopoeia, similar to bonk: "He half-expected them to begin bopping and boinking each other."
This precedes usage in the 1985 episode of "Moonlighting" titled "The Next Murder You Hear."

David: It makes you crazy to think that anybody out there is boinking when you can’t.
Maddie: I can't hear you.

by Crassius October 6, 2020

boink

Used by the geeky guy in the film Road Trip. To have sex with someone.

Man, i boinked her good!

by tim mitchell July 8, 2003

boink

To inhale or "hit" an unlit blunt, to check the pull and taste of it. This can also be done with a cigarette, pipe, or bong, but serves no purpose.

Dude, boink this cig its a peppermint patty.

by jdick8 June 19, 2010

boink

a synonym for boner, stiffy or woody,etc.

Girl: nice boink!
Guy: (Blushes and looks down his pants.

by citylifeloving May 31, 2012

boink

boink, a word used to fill any action you use in a sentence

i was boinking last night. i boinked her hard. did you get boinked on the head. your such a boinker.

by does it matter April 23, 2003