Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis

Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

by Stevens Slowjerk November 4, 2008

Blow off

To perform oral sex to another person. Mostly likely to define commiting the act to a man.

Bro, Sofie just blew me off last night, she is an animal in bed.

Tammy is going to blow off Jack tomorrow, he's so lucky so much.

by BoofAsher420 January 17, 2019

Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Blow it off

don't let it bother you

don't worry about it

I'm worried that something will happen.

Blow it off, man.

by moonchild2C June 1, 2009

brown fuck off

the opposite of a "golden handshake".
When someone is asked to leave or made redundant with absolutely no severance, or any extra payment.

"I though we where going to negotiate my redundancy but I just got a brown fuck off"

by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004

Blow it off

To skip an activity.

Math class is next, but I'm gonna blow it off.

by Cv4wheeler November 25, 2016

imma blow u off

Means to stop talking and cutting off stupid people who do dumb shit

Imma blow u off completely

by Tt savage May 30, 2017