blond moment

<Blondieus Momentum>

When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out

The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.

<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work!

<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?

<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!

by ErnestTehNoob May 4, 2009

blond job

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

by harry day October 26, 2009

blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.

Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!

by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017

blond radio

The greatest podcast on the entire planet. A wholesome look into people and the thoughts that shape them. Also hosted by some sexy mf named Brad.

"Did you listen to the newest episode of Blond Radio???"
"of course i did tf you think"

by TastesLikeDoom October 11, 2020

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

blond choch

Logan Paul

Hey look it’s a blond choch

by Young doggie March 11, 2018

Blond Spot

A blond patch of hair in the middle of your head, typically where bald spots would be. The blond patch of hair gives the false impression that someone is missing hair in that space, creating a pseudo bald spot.

1: "OMG, do you have a bald spot at 19?"
2: "No. It's just a blond spot."

by Hodey August 10, 2009