bloke

american: a stupid person
english/aussie: a guy, a man

american 1: hey did youj see that kid? he just tripped in wet concrete!
american 2: what a bloke!

english person/aussie 1: my skateboard broke eight miles from my house but luckily this man picked me up and brought my here in his pick-up.
english person/aussie 2: sounds like a pretty nice bloke.

by bumblebea April 14, 2008

blokes

An male Australian with nothing better to do than sit and drink beer

"That bloke doesnt know what in the hell he's doin Bob!"

by Reuben December 23, 2003

BLOKE

In Chicago's Pilsen neighborhood: a cigarette...

Yo, Let me get a Bloke....I ran out...

by JAMES "THE BUTCHER" BAR April 26, 2005

Bloke

When used by American servicemen in the UK the word 'bloke' means Englishman, as in a local. Because of the similarity between English and American-English languages it is common place for the US serviceman to fraternize with the indigent, local population, especially in pubs. The word 'bloke' allows US servicemen to identify someone as a local indigent.

He has never heard of the Cleveland Cavaliers, he's a bloke!

by WisconsinLimey January 27, 2010

Bloke

The act of choking while giving a blow job, often experienced by those with an overactive gag reflex or a small mouth.

I tried to have this girl blow me last night but all she could do was bloke the whole time

by Jjsteelers April 7, 2019

Bloke

Steve Irwin

Wow, Steve Irwin ... What a bloke

by Douche rat March 11, 2019

bloke

A man. Subjectively superior to the word 'lad'

I hate blokes, man!

by y0slaap July 20, 2018